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Zombie survival rule

Zombie survival rule

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Zombie survival rule

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This bodacious image comes from the website for FARMAGGEDON - a scare-attraction down in Lancashire filled with actors taking on the roles of ghosties, ghoulies, goblins and other macabre creatures of the night in order to scare, to terrify those foolish members of the public who crave such terrors. The message is brutally clear "If it moves and it's dead, aim for the head!", emblazoned on an off-white background to standout. I love it; it's so simple yet so vital for survival in an undead world (a Zombie will only go down for good if you shoot it in the head and destroy the brain). Personally, I would modify it slightly to "If it moves and it's dead, shoot it in the head!" as it just seems more final; don't just aim for the head, shoot the ravenous ghoul in its cranium. However you chose to word it though, this one rule must be retained, always at the back of your mind and, for that reason, it makes a worthy addition to the exhaustive list provided by Zombieland.

DESCRIPTION:

This bodacious image comes from the website for FARMAGGEDON - a scare-attraction down in Lancashire filled with actors taking on the roles of ghosties, ghoulies, goblins and other macabre creatures of the night in order to scare, to terrify those foolish members of the public who crave such terrors. The message is brutally clear "If it moves and it's dead, aim for the head!", emblazoned on an off-white background to standout. I love it; it's so simple yet so vital for survival in an undead world (a Zombie will only go down for good if you shoot it in the head and destroy the brain). Personally, I would modify it slightly to "If it moves and it's dead, shoot it in the head!" as it just seems more final; don't just aim for the head, shoot the ravenous ghoul in its cranium. However you chose to word it though, this one rule must be retained, always at the back of your mind and, for that reason, it makes a worthy addition to the exhaustive list provided by Zombieland.

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