THE DEAD TIMES

DESCRIPTION:

Tiger Log Cabins have launched a ultra-cool new product for all you apocalypse-fearing people - the massive, gargantuan, jaw-dropping, yes it is actually real, Zombie Fortification Cabin (ZFC-1). This wooden structure provides ample features to see you through when the lights go off and civilization comes crashing down. There's an outdoor section for growing crops, a kitchen area with cooking facilities, a living room with plasma TV and Xbox, a working toilet system (a post-apocalyptic necessity often forgotten) and, to power it all, an optional set of Solar Panels. It's not all relaxing in the hut until the end of days though - this is a proper Garden Shed of the Dead, designed purposefully to be your single port of call during a never-ending Zombie outbreak. First of all, the doors, windows and walls are reinforced to keep the ravenous ghouls on the outside. To spot 'em coming; the defensible flat roof allows uncompromised 360 degree vision plus has an escape hatch for close encounters. If automated sight is more your thing however, a battalion of security cameras can be added to the cabin. You can even include complete Riot Gear for yourself in the sale and, get this, a real flamethrower - yeah, good luck getting that one in the UK. Find out more and place an order at http://www.tigerlogcabins.com/product/zombie-fortification-cabin-zfc-1.