THE DEAD TIMES
DEAD ARE COMING...
Decunking the Dead
With all the activity of post-death reincarnation, the eternal crypts of knowledge forming The Dead Times can get more than a little untidy. Of note this time is the recently disturbed tomb known as the zed-dates page - an archive of records for the ghoulish activities taking place within a given year, now looking cluttered as the Zombie virus brings more and more soulless abominations back from their eternal slumber. Further, many of these vile acts of Zombific enjoyment rose from the grave on the same day, one trampling the other back into the dirt during its uncaring, slow lumber forward; it's unfortunate brethren, lost and forgotten, the new burial site forever unmarked. Thankfully, these errors of devilry have been thwarted; a new tooltip system removes the unsightly ‘cunk’ that is so often the result of partially decayed flesh stumbling around, freeing up room for the immediate impact of the living dead. In addition, multiple activities can now occupy each day but, be warned, Zombies are clumsy creatures by nature and cannot completely avoid all collisions; only four activities per day can be ensured to escape obscurity.
Other fiendish improvements have been made:
- The extraneous husks of old activities have been cleared, ensuring the appropriate space for 2020’s heinous acts to re-animate.
And yet more are still rising from the ground:
- Changing the time articles are auto-published from midnight to a more manageable time in the early morning.
DESCRIPTION:
It is time to clear the skeletons out of the closet, to trim the graveyard and dust the tombs to ensure re-animation keeps going at peak efficiency. This article gives a short run-down of the changes made to the technological terror that is, The Dead Times.
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09/02/2020