THE DEAD TIMES
DEAD ARE COMING...
Newsletter: Reanimated
At last, devilish hellspawn, the time has come for me to remove the coffin cover and unleash a brand new horror to prowl the nefarious digital landscape - the fiendishly upgraded and fully revamped The Dead Times newsletter!
Encrusted on the virtual pages of this modern devilry, you will find a multitude of pleasures for the vilest of needs. Of course, there is still information about the most recent update to our fetid website of worm-ridden delight and an ungodly highlight of a random update from times past for those greedy ghouls looking for an extra morsel to fill their suddenly vacant brain. However, both the table of reported news and the upcoming Zed-Dates (delicious Zombie-related goodies coming in the near future) have been rekindled; a poisonous flame never to be extinguished, keeping you in the undying loop. A new section has been added too, appended to the end like a particularly flavoursome final bodypart of a freshly-killed human. This section - titled 'Communicate with the Dead' - gives you all manner of notably evil ways to get in touch with the Dead Times crypt-keeper, I await your words with truly disgusting excitement.
The main difference though is not immediately apparent, a cloaked figure half-seen, lurking in the shadows, stalking its prey. The new format newsletter is designed to reach your mailbox of unspeakable terror every week, whether there has been a new update or not. In my dread dreams the service will become automated, powered by the aether and the elder gods within. Alas, this arcane power remains aloof - for now, I remain content with the unholy abomination I have spawned.
And, with that, I shall leave you, you delicious mortals, departing to focus my decaying brain on more gruesome tasks. Please do sign up for the newsletter if you have not already done so - it can be done easily using the button on The Dead Times homepage. I really appreciate the support evildoers and would like to thank those of you who do sign up from the bottom of my cold, dead, heart.
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Here it is boils and ghouls; information about the update to The Dead Times newsletter. Read the article and sign up on the homepage - it's that simple.
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DATE UPLOADED:
28/08/2022