Welcome to the wonderful world of The Dead Times - you've made the right choice in visiting this site. But, what is the dead times, I hear you say? Like a cloaked and mysterious storyteller confined to the earthly medium of ink, I shall tell you the answer, should you take the time to read my carefully crafted text.

Imagine you wake one morning to find the recently dead roaming the Earth as mindless, flesh-eating Zombies. What will you do? How will you stay alive? How will you defend your home? Who will you trust? And just what is a Zombie anyway?

This scenario, to the common man, may seem nothing more than an overdrawn and utterly fanciful doomsday setting formed by the collective mind of a tainted media. Can Zombies really exist - can anything, once thought dead, live again to torment the living? And just how far does the rabbit hole of Zombie-hood go - how deeply has the infection spread throughout modern culture?

All these questions will be answered (as best they can be) and even more thrown up as I collate everything "Zombie" into one brain-chomping Resource of the Dead. These are not the End Times, these are... The Dead Times.




What is a Zombie?


The question "What is a Zombie?" is not as straightforward as it seems - it is actually deathly difficult to get a concise yet exhaustive answer. This article takes you through the rise of the Zombie, from its humble beginnings, through the infamous Romero period, right up to where it is today. Finally, the article provides the answer, beautifully simple yet engagingly open, to the elusive question of just what is a Zombie.

Survival: Your Worst Nightmare


We all think preparation for the, almost certain, Zombie apocalypse is necessary to survival, but is it really a good idea? What if something unexpected happens and others that you could save, move to reap the benefits of your hard work? If you do offer help but end up despising the person you saved, pointlessly sharing your stashed wealth to keep them alive while you suffer on meagre rations, was survival really what you wanted?

The Zombie Giftocalypse IV


Christmas time has snuck up on us once again like a corpse doomed to eternally shuffle from its grave, once a year, every year, awakening from its deathly slumber. But - good news - the Zombie giftocalypse is back to bring you another frightfully festive list of Zombie goodies for the undead fanatic lurking within us all. Merry Christmas peeps, and have a great new year when it comes!

The Dead Walk The Earth


As war rages on, a deadly flu of unknown origin sweeps across the globe, infecting the populace with unholy speed, gripping humanity by the throat and squeezing all life from it - no one is safe. Eight soldiers, treated as expendable by their government and ordered to do the dirty work that cannot go on record, are caught up in this nightmare scenario, locked in a pitched battle, struggling to stay alive as those infected with the flu begin to come back to life, not as the gentle people they once were but as crazed undead cannibals, hunting for the warm flesh of the living.

Leroy and Calvin's Excellent Adventure


Meet Leroy and Calvin, two bodacious dudes on an epic journey from Florida to Canada. Why go to Canada you ask? Well, why not? Canada is a really awesome place and besides, Florida is packed full of Zombies at the moment. On this perilous journey across North America; the dynamic duo will face many an apocalyptic horror, meet new friends, bag some priceless loot, steal conveniently placed cars and swing golf clubs at decaying Zombie heads. So, read on and buckle up - this is going to be a hell of a ride!

This diary chronicles a playthrough of the wonderful PC game, Death Road to Canada - available to buy on Steam.

Dead Rising (PC remaster)


A tip-off has sent freelance photojournalist Frank West to the backwater American town of Willamette, Colorado. Something strange is happening in the quiet little town; the army has set up a quarantine zone, established blockades on all roads into the suburban city and now patrol the skies with helicopters - but no one knows why. Hostile figures roam the streets and there seems to be some sort of public riot taking place. However, it soon becomes clear to the panicked inhabitants of Willamette that this is no ordinary civil disobedience - the rioters are soulless Zombies! Frank, who has dropped down to the local shopping mall to get a world-changing scoop, now finds himself trapped by hordes of undead - his only hope of survival is to fight for his life in the infested shopping mall until rescue arrives.

The Walking Dead Recap


With Season 7 of The Walking Dead starting on Monday the 24th (Sunday the 23rd for the lucky US peeps), I am getting more than a little excited. Of course, the major draw of this season will be the answer to the big question of season six; just who did Negan beat to death with his enigmatic baseball bat Lucille? However, what if, way before the living became so hostile to each other, you've forgotten how it all began? Are there no incredible funny British comedians able to sum up the first six seasons in under ten minutes? Well, yes actually, there is. The ever-talented John Cleese has accepted the challenge, and so delighted am I with his words, I've broken my usual release schedule to share this amazing video with my readers. Also, I think we can take this as an official announcement of the Fawlty Towers / Walking Dead spin-off.

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